Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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