what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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