office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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