had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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