is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Randomize