why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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