i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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