at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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