Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I need a burrito and a hug.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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