guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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