birth control should be required to get into college
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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