This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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