Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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