He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You took a bar mat shot.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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