no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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