Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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