i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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