just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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