found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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