worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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