He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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