I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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