Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
babies were throwing up all over the place
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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