I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize