Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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