i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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