Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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