I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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