So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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