But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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