i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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