Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Terrible idea I love it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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