none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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