How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Panties = found
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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