names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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