He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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