he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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