Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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