I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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