did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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