i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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