he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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