I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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