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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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