Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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