My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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