I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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