C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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