the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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