Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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