His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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