You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
