some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
