he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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