he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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